I would say 95 to 98% of all Christmas albums are crap. They are a quick way to make the record companies some extra cash. One prime example of this is "Hung for the Holidays" by William Hung. That is exactly what I want to hear when I am driving through snow trying to find a parking spot at the mall, some no talent mush head singing jingle bells. But every once and a while a decent Christmas album will slip through the cracks. It's like finding a puppy under the tree on Christmas morning.
Here are my top five Christmas Albums.
5. Funky Christmas - James Brown.The title says it all. Mostly original songs with a couple classics sprinkled in. It's hard to keep you feet still listening this album.
4. Songs for Christmas - Sufjan Stevens.An ambitious five EP box set. This album is almost cheating yeah all the songs are about the holidays but it doesn't sound like a holiday album. This one if for all those hipsters out there that need a little Christmas cheer.
Don't worry Phil Spector will not kill you for Christmas but rather offer you this Album with all the classics done in a rock/motown feel. The songs by The Ronnettes are some of the best Christmas songs ever recorded.
2. Christmas - Low.Leave it to a band from Duluth to really capture the true emotions of the holiday season. It's not always happy and cheerful, sometimes it's downright sad and depressing. I listen to this album year round.
1. White Christmas - Bing Crosby.What's Christmas without Bing Crosby. This is the essential Christmas album of all Christmas albums.

2 comments:
Obviously you've never heard the "Ben and Andy" Christmas album... otherwise I'm sure it would have made the list.
I'm acquiring that Low album now. Thanks for the tip :)
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