I’ve always have had a love for spicy foods but with in the last couple months I have really be pushing my limits. Last month I decided I would try 6 of the blazing wings at Buffalo Wild Wings, the hottest wings they have. I was able to eat the 6 hell chickens fairly easily. I enjoyed the flavor, but I was a little disappointed they weren’t very sauce.
A couple weeks later after flag football we went to JJ’s Clubhouse and I decided to order 10 of the Pitbull wings. They waitress warned me that they are extremely hot but I just had blazing at Wild Wings so how hot could they really be. Well about 3 beers, 2 containers of ranch and 10 sweat soaked napkins later I finished the pitbulls. To this day probably the hottest think I’ve tasted. The flavor was really good but I was only able to enjoy for about the first 15 seconds of the first wing. If you like spicy I would suggest trying one of two of these but don’t be a fool like I was and order a plate full.
Last Thursday a group of friends and I gathered at Wild Wings for 60 cent boneless night. I decided to order 6 of the blazing again and was happy to see these had more sauce on them. After the first bite I got a case of what I like to call the “heat hiccups.” I got the hiccups under control and enjoyed the rest of my meal.
My spicecapades are taking a break for a while. I think I am ready to step it down a few notches now that I have self verification that I can eat the hottest. I would like to apologize to my stomach, I’m sorry.
1 comment:
You should really copyright the phrase "Heat Hiccups". That's hilarious.
You are a bold man sir. I'm pretty sure my asshole would punish me for weeks if I came even close to taking the little "spicetacular" adventure you've had over the last month or so.
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